Dating app exclusively for Tesla owners
Cause how else where they going to meet somebody?
Q: How do you know that somebody owns a Tesla? A: That's the first thing that they'll tell you about themselves.
Knowing this, and understanding how totally annoying that must be for singletons attempting to go on dates with Tesla owners - a dating app is being marketed exclusively for Tesla drivers.
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The idea is that Tesla owners can then avoid the pain of wasting their time with other members of the human race (commonly referred to as 'ICE*-heathens' within the tight community) that simply don't understand their morbid love affair with their overpriced EVs.
One wonders if there will also be a similar app developed exclusively for Tesla shareholders too - so that they can gloat over their temporary riches, and throw scraps of half-eaten food to the everyday pheasants below.
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- - ICE [Internal Combustion Engine]